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Owl Tired Of All The Owl Jokes

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Owl Tired Of All The Owl Jokes

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Mowgli was always a tolerant owl. However, as friends tell The Fluffington Post, that all changed as soon as he went on Reddit late last week.

“There was another funny owl picture,” says Brent Wallach. “Mowgli decided he’d finally had enough. I mean, he was cool about it when it first started. But after 80 or so memes, it kind of stops being funny.”

Indeed, 2012 has seen an explosion in owl-related content.

“Owl humor has really proliferated online in the past year,” says Internet expert Ross McCullum. “We’ve seen owl memes, owl Twitter jokes, and of course, funny owl videos. As with any online trend, though, we must be careful to avoid saturation. We run the risk of alienating the owl community. And really, nobody wants that." 

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Kitten Downs Entire Pint of Ben & Jerry’s After Breakup

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Kitten Downs Entire Pint of Ben & Jerry’s After Breakup

It may be a cliche, but Winnie the kitten finds comfort in the bottom of a tub of ice cream.  After a recent break up with her boyfriend – an American Shorthair named Merv – Winnie drowned her sorrows in a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked.

“She was really broken up about it,” said roommate Jenny Hertzwiler. “Phase one is ice cream, phase two is breaking all his CDs and then she’ll be able to get a little perspective.  She’ll get through this.”

According to Hertzwiler, Winnie had a bit of a tummy ache after the ice cream binge, but it was “preferable to heartache.”

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Local Dog Always Stops to Smell the Roses

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Local Dog Always Stops to Smell the Roses

7-year-old Shiba Inu Fuji knows how to live life to the fullest. Her mantra? Always be sure to stop and smell the roses – or whatever flowers you happen to come across.

“Last year she was running a doggie marathon,” says Harold Stengler, a source familiar with the situation. “She had a shot at winning, but there was this park along the route. She stopped for like 20 minutes to smell all the blooms. That’s just how she is.”

Submitted by Jack Murphy.

Cat’s Dandruff Problem Reaches Code Blue Critical

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Cat’s Dandruff Problem Reaches Code Blue Critical

Winton the cat has long suffered from a flaky skalp, but according to recent reports, his dandruff problem has now reached epically more dire levels.

“We’re doing everything we can to keep his skin moisturized and free of oil after baths,” said Dr. Bruce Tannenbaum at the Selsun Blue Institute for Hair Care Studies. ”Unfortunately, we’re dealing with a relatively serious and rapidly progressing case here.”

According to Dr. Tannenbaum, if currently available treatments don’t work, plan B is to get Winton a hat.

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