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Cat’s Boudoir Photography Shocks Internet

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Cat’s Boudoir Photography Shocks Internet

Everyone knew Tokki the cat had a bit of a wild side, but it wasn’t until a series of nude bedroom photos leaked onto the Internet did anyone realize how audacious she really is.

“It’s bold, I’ll give her that,” said close friend Tilly Anderson.  "Tokki can probably kiss any chance of running for public office in the future goodbye, though!“

Not everyone is so shocked by the photos.  Leslie Warren, a cat photographer from Queens, NY thinks the photos are quite fetching.  "They’re beautifully done and Tokki is stunning,” she said.  "I don’t know what all the fuss is about.  The feline form should be celebrated.“

Via yihning.

Ferret Meeting Derailed by Personal Stories

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Ferret Meeting Derailed by Personal Stories

A 3:30 pm ferret meeting was off to a good start. The conversation focused on Q4 projections and special end-of-year initiatives. But it quickly went off-topic when Charlie started talking about his weekend plans.

“The whole conversation devolved into who had the coolest jet ski,” says Jeff Shore, who happened to pass by from another meeting. “Two hours later, they realized nothing had gotten done.”

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Cat Has Unfortunate ‘Snacksident’

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Cat Has Unfortunate ‘Snacksident’

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

An area cat is said to be doing well this morning after suffering a freak snack-related mishap late last night. According to reports, Tucker was found at around 2 AM with his head hopelessly wedged inside a Fritos bag. Authorities tell The Fluffington Post that were it not for the quick action of paramedics, the cat’s head would definitely still be in the bag.

“That cat is probably thanking his lucky stars right now,” says officer Mike Hanley. “We’re still not sure how it happened, but at the moment it appears the cat was simply hungry. As for why he decided on corn chips, we’re honestly not sure. Besides, everyone knows corn chips aren’t for kitties. Corn chips are people food." 

Via saja47.

Replays Show Squirrel Was Safe at Home

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Replays Show Squirrel Was Safe at Home

After reviewing tape from last night’s Forest World Series game between the Central Park Squirrels and the Yellowstone Chipmunks, star Squirrels third basemen Steve Fluffson appeared to actually be safe.

The squirrel was called out sliding into home plate in the fifth inning, a controversial call that got both managers out of their respective dugouts and would have given the Squirrels the lead at the time.  The Chipmunks eventually won the game.

The two teams will meet for a game five tomorrow night in New York.

Via sammi_squirrel.