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Police: Southwest Corner of Mattress a Hotbed of Cat Gang Activity

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Police: Southwest Corner of Mattress a Hotbed of Cat Gang Activity

By Mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent

Police have identified the southwest corner of the mattress as a “hotbed of cat gang activity,” Precinct Captain Scott Reddin said in a press release. The area is under surveillance, and citizens are asked to report any suspicious activity, such as loitering, snoozing, grooming, drooling, vomiting, or scratching.

“Cat gang activity is difficult to define,” warned Reddin, “since by definition, cat gang activity is actually inactivity. The public is advised to document any and all activity to our hotline or on our website. All tips are confidential!”

Captain Reddin also noted that cat gang activity in the area is predicted to temporarily decline on Sunday, when the sheets will be changed and the notorious Tuna4Lyfe crew will be forced to seek another base, likely somewhere under the couch. Then, the gang – suspected in several vandalism and loitering incidents – will likely regroup and get back to old tricks. Said Reddin, “Unfortunately, eliminating cat gang activity is an ongoing battle, and we must stay vigilant.”

‘Grumpy Cat’ Impersonators Spawn Cottage Industry

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‘Grumpy Cat’ Impersonators Spawn Cottage Industry

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the last three months, you surely know that Grumpy Cat (a.k.a. Tardar Sauce) has taken the Internet and media by storm. A recent tour of New York City featured stops at the TODAY Show, Mashable and BuzzFeed, to name a few.

Grumpy Cat’s wild fame has engendered a cottage industry of impersonators – professional Grumpy Cat lookalikes who work parties and office functions as novelty entertainment.

“Look, we all know it’s not really the Grumpy Cat,” says Sharon Balfour, who recently booked an impersonator for her office holiday party. “But everyone gets a real kick out of it.”

Via Grumpy Cat, Gilang Riezaldy, Aya H., roxeteer, and Kristen Ortwerth-Jewell.

CBS Announces Puggle Sitcom

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CBS Announces Puggle Sitcom

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

What happens when a carefree puggle suddenly learns he’s a father? Viewers will soon find out when Oh, Puggle comes to CBS this January. The sitcom will tell the story of Max, a freewheeling bachelor who must abruptly change his ways when an adorable puppy (puggle newcomer Bruno) enters his life. 

“We’re really excited about this one,” says Vice President of Programming Glenn Geller. “Max and Bruno are the perfect onscreen pair. They barely even need direction – like in the pilot episode, where they try to share the same blanket. We pretty much just let the camera roll for that.”

Submitted by Erin Russell.