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Teen Poodle Tries DIY Frosted Tips

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Teen Poodle Tries DIY Frosted Tips

Frosted tips, a hairstyle popular in the ‘90s, seems to be making a comeback in some canine circles. Not one to resist even mild peer pressure, a local poodle named Reginald had to jump on the fashion bandwagon. But without any spending cash for the salon, the pup took a more DIY approach.

“He came in from the snow with icicles on his fur,” says Kim Tammel, a source familiar with the situation. “It’s possible he took ‘frosted tips’ a bit too literally. He looked good for about 15 minutes before they melted off.”

Submitted by Melissa Ghislanzoni.

Mom and Kitten Watch 5-Hour Netflix Marathon

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Mom and Kitten Watch 5-Hour Netflix Marathon

When a local kitten named Lulu had to stay home sick from school, her mom Tammy knew exactly what to do.

“They cuddled up and watched cartoons on Netflix for like five hours,” says Ramona Stiles, a source close to the situation. “My Little Pony, Land Before Time, Fern Gully – all the classics. Lulu was feeling better in no time.”

Via Hurricanenicole.

Dog CEO Fires Entire Staff Over Insulting Email

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Dog CEO Fires Entire Staff Over Insulting Email

Rusty, the head of BaconWorld Enterprises, has terminated all 236 of his employees after an anonymous, company-wide email accused the canine CEO of wearing a toupee.

“No wonder nobody got raises last year. Captain Moneybags spent all the profits on that rug.”

Despite a company-wide HR inquiry, the culprit behind the insulting message would not confess, and Rusty made good on his promise to fire everyone if nobody took responsibility.

“You try finding another bacon-focused job in this economy,” says Randy Goodwell, one of the terminated employees, who packed his desk on Monday. “We all had a good laugh, but we’re all paying the price for someone else’s prank.”

Submitted by Chris Overpeck.