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REPORT: Kitten Is Terrible at Hide-and-Seek

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REPORT: Kitten Is Terrible at Hide-and-Seek

You know who’s bad at hide-and-seek? Waldo the kitten, that’s who. The area cat is so terrible at choosing hiding spots that he is almost always the first to be found, according to sources close to the situation.

“It’s like he has no sense of space and size,” said Tom Sanchez, who organizes the local pick up hide-and-seek league. “He tends to choose things to hide behind that are way, way smaller than him. He’s really easy to see.”

Sanchez is planning to offer Waldo some additional instruction in the finer art of hiding, but he’s not sure if it will make a difference.

“He’s just that bad.”

Via ktotta.

Doggie House Guest Overstays Welcome

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Doggie House Guest Overstays Welcome

Have you ever had a guest who just won’t take a hint? The Murray family feels your pain. They have been trying to get rid of their house guest for the past week, but so far they’ve had no luck in getting him out the door.

Cleatus the dog was supposed to stay with the Murrays for a weekend last month. But then Cleatus decided to extend his vacation and two days quickly turned into five.

Once the dog learned that he’d lost his job back home (apparently he never told anyone he was going on vacation), he pretty much moved into the Murray house.

It’s been nearly seven weeks since he first arrived.

“I need my living room back,” said Jan Murray, the matriarch of the Pasadena, CA-based family. “About a week ago I just decided I’d had enough and I stopped with the subtle hints and just flat out told Cleatus he had to go. Nothing. He sits around watching TV on the couch all day.”

According to Murray, the family even tried moving all of Cleatus’s stuff out onto the front yard while he was out one day site seeing. That didn’t deter him – he just moved in under the porch for a few days and snuck back into the house when someone accidentally left the back door open a crack.

Via emann0007.

Cat Beats All Comers at ‘Just Dance 4’

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Cat Beats All Comers at ‘Just Dance 4’

Tofu the cat is in excellent shape. The reason? He is a beast when it comes to the Wii U game Just Dance 4. He’s so good, in fact, that most of his friends refuse to play him.

“It’s just non-stop ‘perfect’ rankings when you’re playing against Tofu,” said Stephanie Teppick, a source close to the situation. “He’s mastered every move of every track in the entire game.”

Friends complain that the 5-year-old cat has an unfair advantage: he’s a cat so has no responsibilities and basically sits at home practicing all day.

Via tofukittycat.

BREAKING: Denver Cops In Hot Pursuit of Fugitive Bunny

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BREAKING: Denver Cops In Hot Pursuit of Fugitive Bunny

Authorities in Denver, CO are engaged in a frantic car chase with a suspected arugula thief heading north on Interstate 25. Witnesses at a local Safeway supermarket reported seeing the suspect, identified by police as a 4-year-old bunny named Belly, leave the store with a pawful of lettuce under a trench coat.

When Safeway security was alerted, Belly allegedly hopped into his Ford Fiesta and sped off. Local police were soon in pursuit.

“I knew there was something weird going on,” says grocery shopper Linda McNally, who witnessed the alleged heist. “That bunny was sniffing around, looking all suspicious. I saw him snatch the arugula – he couldn’t help himself!”

At this time, a squadron of police cars are trailing a safe distance from the Fiesta, and on-ramps to Interstate 25 north of Denver have been closed for public safety.

The Fluffington Post will keep you updated as this story develops.

Submitted by Ashley Roybal.