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Intern Cat Chewed Out For Messing Up Coffee Order

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Intern Cat Chewed Out For Messing Up Coffee Order

Oliver the cat, who interns at a human resources outsourcing firm, was on the receiving end of what colleagues are calling an “uncharacteristic melt down” from his manager at work today.

According to sources, Oliver’s boss had asked the intern for a half-caff, no-foam, soy latte with a light dusting of nutmeg. When the cat returned to the office bearing a coffee that instead had been dusted with cinnamon, the manager lost it.

“We’ve been under a lot of stress to push out this new online health insurance dashboard,” said co-worker Sandy Memmelman, “and everyone around here has been a little tightly wound lately. Still, this really wasn’t like [our boss].”

Oliver was apparently shaken up, but plans to be back at work tomorrow.

Via Mr. T in DC.

Puppies Finally Find Suitable 2013 Calendar

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Puppies Finally Find Suitable 2013 Calendar

It has taken nearly two months, but Buster and Chance, two Cavalier King Charles Spaniels from Boston, MA, have finally found a 2013 wall calendar that they both could agree on.

“They share a bedroom,” said Skeeter Winslow, a source close to the pair of dogs, “so it was imperative that they find a calendar they both liked.”

So what did the two pups pick? Predictably, they settled on a calendar featuring photos of other Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppies.

“I’m glad they found something,” said Winslow, “but seriously, what a lack of creativity!”

Via jaaus.

Area Dog Is ‘Too Big’ for Sink Baths

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Area Dog Is ‘Too Big’ for Sink Baths

9-month-old Great Dane puppy Maya has already outgrown the kitchen sink for her weekly bath.

“When she was much smaller, we used to bather her in the sink.  But really, she got too big for sink baths after about a month old,” said Wiley Masterson, a source close to the situation. “Even as puppies Great Danes are huge.”

But Maya is refusing to give up on her weekly tradition that easily.

“She still likes to sit in the sink, hoping that maybe the dimensions will have somehow shifted and she’ll be able to fit,” Masterson said. “But everyone knows that ain’t gonna happen.”

Via playmaker85.