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Local Dog Tests Positive for Cute
Local Dog Tests Positive for Cute
A local Corgi pup named Smalls has tested positive for cute. Friends suspected something was up with the puppy when he started to get extremely adorable late last week.
“We were really worried,” recounts Susan Wu. “We were sure it was something serious.”
Doctors say that while cute sounds scary, it’s nothing to fear.
“Smalls’ case of cute is most likely chronic,” said family veterinarian Dr. Angus Doubleday. “It’s distracting, but harmless. I think everyone should just enjoy it.”
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PHOTO OP: Little Hedgehog
PHOTO OP: Little Hedgehog
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Puppy Aces Agility Tests
Puppy Aces Agility Tests
The first step to obtaining a puppy license is agility testing, and local dog Grigsby has scored a perfect 10 out of 10 on his tests.
According to a press release issued by the State Board of Puppy Certification, Grigsby set a state record on the cones and absolutely demolished the ropes course enroute to his perfect score. It is only the third perfect score in the history of the test.
Next, Grigsby will face the very challenging written exam.
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Kitty Strike Puts the Kibosh on Cute
Kitty Strike Puts the Kibosh on Cute
Cat Local 103 has gone on strike, according to reports from Bloomberg Businessweek. The magazine is reporting that the union is demanding better working conditions and overtime pay and they are prepared to withhold cute for as long as it takes.
“These cats routinely put in 12 or 13 hour days and they’re only given 6 to 8 hours of napping time on average. That’s an untenable working condition,” cat union lawyer Terrence Ellis told Businessweek.
The cats will be meeting this evening to vote on an official list of demands.
The canine union, which last year went on strike for more frequent walks, could decide to stand with the cats, according to some reports. Those two unions working together would be unprecedented.
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