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Researchers Develop Method to Harness Puppy Energy

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Researchers Develop Method to Harness Puppy Energy

Puppies could be the solution to the world’s energy problems, according to researchers from the University of West Staffordshire in Great Britain. A team there claims to have developed a way to harness excess energy given off by puppies and convert it into usable electric power.

“The key is to take the kinetic energy of a puppy at play and then feed it into a low density battery for storage and trasport,” said researcher Alan Fwickle. “Then it’s just a matter of offloading it into a cooling tower where it heats water to create steam and spins turbines.”

If the team’s research can be validated, it could be a boon for the clean energy industry. 

According to Fwickle there are enough dogs in the world to meet all of the energy needs of Western Europe.

Via Lance McCord.

Kitten Mixologist Creates New Cocktail

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Kitten Mixologist Creates New Cocktail

What do you get when you mix vodka, triple sec, orange zest, and cranberry juice, shake it over ice and pour it out? If you guessed a Pink Meow, then you must have visited Claude’s, the upscale bar in New Orleans that is home to the hottest mixologist in the city: a cat named Button.

Button’s signature drink, which she invented last year when she ran out of limes for Cosmos, has been a smash hit with locals and tourists alike. A recent write up in the New York Times has caused lines to form outside the bar on weekend evenings.

Via gracieandbuttonsutton.

Area Cat Is All In

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Area Cat Is All In

Sources on the scene indicate that after a night of gambling, Jonesy the cat has gone all in. The kitty has reportedly had an up and down night at the table, a few times being the chip leader while at other times being one hand away from losing it all.

This latest move could ruin the cat or put him in at a decisive advantage.

“To be honest, I’m not sure he even knows what game we’re playing,” said dealer Cheryl Chiang, who managed the table for two hours last night while Jonesy was playing. “I’m relatively certain he doesn’t speak Chinese.”

Via sodajune.