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2016 Presidential Candidate Squirrel Tests Stump Speech
The memory of the 2012 U.S. presidential election has barely had time to fade, but already political pundits have their eye toward 2016. Prospective candidates have started to raise money, form exploratory committees and test speeches.
When it comes to the 2016 field, everyone agrees that Barry the squirrel has a good shot to be the Republican nominee for president.
The charismatic rodent from Florida has been testing his stump speech in Iowa and New Hampshire the past week, an indication, think many, that he intends to run for president.
“Barry has a lot going from him,” according to MSNBC analyst Jenna Gwin. “He’s young, he’s popular in a swing state and he’s already shown the ability to raise a lot of money.”
Barry’s press team released a noncommittal statement last week indicating that the squirrel has not yet made any plans for 2016.
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Kittens Announce Engagement on Twitter
Fritz and Mitzy are in love, and they wanted the world to know. That’s why the two kittens turned to social media to announce their engagement earlier today.
“It came as a bit of a shock,” said Sarah Platis. “I thought they’d only been out on a couple of days. But I’m really happy for them.”
The cats sent out simultaneous tweets while at work today announcing their intention to marry. Together, the two tweets have been retweeted or favorited over 220 times.
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Frog Bank Robbers Turn Out to Be Bulldogs in Disguise
The “Frog Boys,” a bank robbing duo, have been terrorizing the Midwestern United States for the past three weeks. Now police in Kansas have apprehended a pair of bulldogs they believe at the infamous bank robbers.
“We had been looking for a couple of amphibians,” said FBI investigator Carlton Schmidt. “But turns out we should have been looking for some dogs in frog suits.”
The pair have robbed six banks in four states and face federal charges carrying over 150 years in prison.
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