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Bunny Hops Into Governor’s Race

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Bunny Hops Into Governor’s Race

A bunny from Rhode Island has officially announced his intention to run for Governor of the state.

Sir Hops-a-Lot, who is running as a Republican on a platform that includes lowering the state sales tax and eliminating capital gain’s taxes on investments in RI businesses, is joining a wide open race. The state’s current governor, Lincoln Chafee, declined the seek a second term.

The bunny joins a GOP field that already includes Allan Fung, mayor of Cranston, and Ken Block, who was the nominee for the Moderate Party the last go around.

Some opponents have questioned whether the bunny is eligible to run for governor.

The “Ocean State Futures” political action committee is reportedly readying a campaign that will demand that Sir Hops-a-Lot produce his official birth certificate.

“‘Sir’ isn’t a title you see in America very often,” said the group’s spokesperson, Aaron Merrill via email. “We’re just saying…”

Via ramboandmie.

Cat Gets 0% Financing on Box

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Cat Gets 0% Financing on Box

When Horace the cat went to the box dealership yesterday, he had no intention of buying anything. He was simply browsing, maybe taking one for a test sit.

But then a shrewd salesman made the cat an offer he couldn’t refuse: 0% financing and an extremely low down payment on a brand new, 2014 box.

“I knew once I said those magic words – zero percent – I had him,” said Taran McCall, the salesman. 

McCall said he counted on the well-known fact that cats are generally very wealthy, and often have plenty of disposable income. 

“Even though this was a premium box with a hefty price tag,” explained McCall,“ 0% is like free money. Cats can’t resist it.”

Via tabby_planiin.

Kitten Is Pretty Sure He Was Adopted

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Kitten Is Pretty Sure He Was Adopted

Tofu the cat is starting to think that maybe he was adopted. He didn’t think about it much for the first couple months of his life, but recently, he’s begun to notice a few things that indicate he may not be living with his birth family.

“Well, the main thing is there are no other cats around,” said Preston Thayer, a friend. “He lives with two humans and a Pekinese named Tuna. If he wasn’t adopted, where are the other felines?”

Tofu plans to confront his family about the situation later this week.

Via notthefoodtofu.