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Cat Horror Film Announced

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

It was the perfect house. At least, that’s what Truffles thought. 

Moviegoers will soon experience true terror when Cat House comes to theaters this Halloween. Produced by New Line Cinema, the film will tell the chilling tale of a cat homeowner that got so much more than he ever bargained for.

“OK, so Truffles, he’s a cat, right? And he buys this house,” says director Ned Freeland. “He thinks it’s a pretty nice house. Really quaint and peaceful. Until one night… another cat shows up. But it’s a ghost cat. It’s the ghost of a cat that died in the house, years and years ago. And now Truffles is really scared, and he wants to leave but he still really likes the house. But then he decides that he actually has to leave, because the ghost cat is just totally creeping him out. So he leaves. That’s actually the whole movie.”

Via Jazhika15.

Cat Gets Pet-icure at New Spa

By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent

Indianapolis, IN – Nym, a local cat, recently won a raffle and was able to treat herself to a free pet-icure at the Hairy Friends Salon, a new downtown business. Albert Jones, salon owner, said “Nym won our most exclusive pampering package, with a day of petting, acupuncture, brushing, and our signature All-Claws Pet-icure. We could tell she really liked the fact that all our products are natural, featuring the cat spit that gives hair that extra bounce. She purred the whole time." 

As of press time, Nym had not yet written a Yelp review of the salon, but Jackie Wohlburger, a source close to the situation, said she expected Nym to write a positive review of her experience at Hairy Friends. "Nym loves to write positive reviews of local businesses,” she said. “For instance, after we visited that Tuna Taco truck, she went on Yelp and wrote, ‘as;xxxxxxxxxxx55555555.’ She also rated it five stars.”

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