cats

Cat Hates Visits From Grandma

Though he goes bananas every time she pulls out the salmon-flavored hard candies, a Japanese cat named Souseki can’t stand when his grandmother comes to visit.

“I think deep down he loves her,” said Yuzuru Isamu, a close friend. “But she can be overbearing.”

Souseki reportedly tries to avoid his grandma by hiding under the couch when she visits.  However, in the end, his curiosity and love of salmon-flavored treats always gets the better of him, and inevitably he gets caught.

“That curiosity is a fatal flaw,” said Isamu. “One of these days it’s going to kill him.”

Via ntmsusk.

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Cat Wreaks Havoc on the Living Room Seas

A cat named Leviathan is causing loads of trouble in the shipping lanes of the southern living room.

“At first we were grateful for Levi’s presence,” said Tom Snyder, safety officer for the Downstairs Commerce Association. “She was mostly going after the pirate ships that were already causing us trouble.”

But last week, the cat started attacking merchant vessels as well, and since Thursday, nothing has been able to get from the kitchen to the dining room without getting scratched up pretty good.

“We’re considering hiring a dog for protection,” said Snyder, “but that presents a host of other problems. Like, who has to walk him? And, what happens if he makes on the rug?”

Via olgapeterssss.

Local Cat Slowly Getting Better at Touch Typing

An area cat named Walter has been working on his typing skills using an old copy of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. Friends say he is slowly improving, but still has a long way to go before he reaches the proficiency necessary to achieve his dream of landing a job doing data entry.

“He’s at about 5 words per minute,” said Walter’s roommate Tom Rizzo. “Lots of errors, though. And his comprehension of what he’s typing is iffy.”

Walter is currently available for hire.

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