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Cat Prison Buddies Hatch Escape Plan

Two cat prisoners, Keeley and Boomer (also known by the gang names: Whiskers and Fluffernutter), attempted to escape the upstairs Hamper Correctional Facility late last night. Their break out was thwarted by alert guards who noticed that their cells had been tipped over sometime after 10 PM.

The pair, who were housed in adjacent hampers, apparently hatched their plot by passing notes during their daily time in the living room exercise yard. Apparently, the crumpled balls of paper they batted around the yard were actually detailed escape plans.

The cats were apprehended and returned to their cells.

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Kitten Sleeps Through Exams

Mitsy the cat is not looking forward to receiving her final grade in abnormal psychology. She had a solid “B” in going into the last week of classes, but slept through her alarm on Friday morning and completely missed the final, which counts for 25% of her grade. 

She may now be in danger of failing.

“There’s no way she can make it up,” said classmate Alexa Toro. “Grades close at four and prof is a hard ass.”

The best Mitsy can hope for, according to Toro is an incomplete and the opportunity to retake the class next semester. A passing grade is a requirement for her degree.

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