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Don’t Waste Your Money on a Memory Foam Mattress; Cats Will Sleep Anywhere
From our consumer tips department comes new research that indicates that cats can sleep just about anywhere. We tested cat sleep rates in 58 different environments, including inner spring mattress, air bed, memory foam mattress, hardwood floors, on a box, in a box, under a box and in the laundry hamper. The conclusion? Cats can sleep on almost anything.
Via fiatlux.
Dog and Cat Give Up Trying to Program the VCR
Friends have urged the pair to switch to Internet streaming via Hulu Plus or Netflix, but according to our sources, the two have so far refused.
Via octoninja, Reddit.
Local Cat Learns How to Use Photo Booth, Annoys All His Friends
According to sources, Theordore figured out how to use Apple’s popular “Photo Booth” program last night and has since refused to leave the computer. He apparently finds it “hysterical” to take extremely close up pictures of himself and then use them as his instant messaging avatar.
Via adem80.
Belgian Cat Sleeps Face-Down
Wifi, a 4-year-old cat from Liège, Belgium, likes to sleep with her face down in the only things softer than she is – a warm blanket or pillow.
While her doctors have expressed concerns about blood rushing to her head, so far Wifi has not awoken with any dizziness.
Submitted by Distefano Fabrice.
The Fluffington Post Categorically Denies Accusations of Lackluster Meme Journalism
Earlier today, The Fluffington Post’s journalistic standards were called into question by Michael Nunez of the International Business Times. In his article, Nunez accused our publication of failing to cover “breading,” a new Internet meme that features adorable animals made to wear slices (and in some instances, entire loaves) of bread on their faces.
Nunez writes:
“The Fluffington Post, the world leader in fluffy animal news, has failed to report on the trend, instead choosing to cover photos of dogs wearing goggles. The news decision by The Fluffington Post marks a rare occasion in which the media outlet has opted for ‘cool’ over ‘cute.’ ”
We would like to address these concerns, and assure you – our loyal readers – that The Fluffington Post did not falter in its mission to deliver the most important and relevant fluffy animal news of the day. Rather, after lengthy editorial discussions (which involved pizza, frequent Xbox breaks and yes, some tears), we decided that posting photos of animals in embarrassing situations is ultimately unethical, and that the reputation of these noble creatures is more important than profiting from the news of this cultural atrocity.
Just look at this example of breading to see what we mean:
Terrible. Or this one:
It’s heartbreaking, we know. How dare you, Michael Nunez. How dare you, sir.
In summary, it is the ethical decision of this publication to never publish pictures of animals in uncomfortable or embarrassing situations for the purposes of financial gain.
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Images via Daisy the Curly Cat.
