cats

Cat Refuses to Leave Box During Dinner

According to reports, a local cat by the name of Gillie refuses to leave his box, even at the dinner table.

“It’s totally rude,” says James McGirk, Gillie’s roommate.  "He’s always in that damn box.  Watching TV? In the box. Playing cribbage? In the box.  And I can live with it most of the time… but while we’re eating?  C’mon. That’s too far.“

Gillie’s refusal to leave his box has stretched relationships with everyone around him, say sources, but the cat is steadfastly sticking by his behavior: no box, no Gillie.

Via photofarmer.

Cat Finds Quiet Place in the Woods to Nap

Area cat Philip had to resort to hiking out into the woods and building a nest of leaves to finally find some peace and quiet.  "It’s been really loud at the office lately,“ according to Phil’s coworkers.  "They’re installing a new fire escape, or something, and there’s all this hammering.  Plus, it’s been someone’s birthday almost every day this week, so the singing has been kinda non-stop.  I don’t blame Phil for wanting a little quiet.”

According to sources, Philip stayed in his “nest” for a couple of hours of power napping before returning to the office refreshed and cranking through a few more spreadsheets.

Via sasami_axis.

Cat Attempts to Scale Human, Gives Up Halfway

Reports are trickling in from the living room that Hector Meowington, president of the local Himalaya Club, has given up on his attempt the climb the guy sitting on the couch.

“It was just too much for him,” said climbing expert Manuel Ross.  "The altitude can get very thin up near the top of the couch and it can really sap your energy quickly.  It takes months of training for an attempt like this.  I am sure it’s disappointing for Hector, but he’s smart to give up and live to climb another day.“

Via kinofuku.

PHOTO OP: Cat Checks His Facebook Hourly

Via Zadi Diaz.