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Cat Beats All Comers at ‘Just Dance 4’

Tofu the cat is in excellent shape. The reason? He is a beast when it comes to the Wii U game Just Dance 4. He’s so good, in fact, that most of his friends refuse to play him.

“It’s just non-stop ‘perfect’ rankings when you’re playing against Tofu,” said Stephanie Teppick, a source close to the situation. “He’s mastered every move of every track in the entire game.”

Friends complain that the 5-year-old cat has an unfair advantage: he’s a cat so has no responsibilities and basically sits at home practicing all day.

Via tofukittycat.

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Kitten Goes Rogue on School Picture Day

At the very last second, a kitten named Juniper called an audible and canceled the traditional blue background her parents had chosen for her school portraits.

“She was scratching at the form right before she handed it in,” says LifeTouch photographer Jerry Hahm. “I couldn’t prove that she had changed it to ‘Pink Serenade,’ so I hope her parents aren’t too upset.”

Juniper’s mother could not be reached for comment.

Via Sergiu Bacioiu.