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Cat’s Embarrassing Library Record Made Public

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Cat’s Embarrassing Library Record Made Public

Scandal is brewing in the tiny town of Sea Crest, South Carolina where local newspaper The Sea Crest Breeze has publish the library lending record of a one Milo the cat. Residents were shocked to see a number of lurid titles, including 50 Shades of Fur and Live Nude Cats, on the list.

“This pretty much kills any chance of running for political office,” said Jessica Buchanan. “Then again, I guess, look at Mark Sanford.”

The newspaper is not source of the library record. Milo could not be reached for comment.

Via pallagao.

Kitty Cuddle Session Shut Down

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Kitty Cuddle Session Shut Down

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports out of Portland, OR, two cats have been cited for indecent cuddling. Authorities say that Frankie and Duncan were found underneath a blanket, apparently hiding while they committed the act.

“You see this kind of thing all the time,” says Officer Ray Birchum, who issued the cats summonses after receiving an anonymous tip. “Cuddling, snuggling, snoozling – whatever you want to call it, they were doing it in broad daylight. Cats think they can get away with it just because they’re cute. They are. But they’re not above the law." 

A representative for the cats tells The Fluffington Post that they plan to fight the accusations.

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Area Cat Refuses to Give Up Her Vinyl

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Area Cat Refuses to Give Up Her Vinyl

Ellery, a cat from Providence, RI, has plenty of songs downloaded off iTunes. She even has a Spotify account. But that doesn’t mean she’s giving up on vinyl, according to friends.

“Oh no, never. She’d never give up her records,” said Lizzie MacManus, who attends the same Zumba class as the kitty. “She says they have a higher fidelity sound. Plus, you know, they make a really killer scratching post.”

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