cats

Local Cat Has No Idea Where the Last Cupcake Went

A cat named Chester is insisting this morning that he has no idea what happened to the last cupcake. Though interrogated twice by leaders of the search party formed to locate the missing dessert, Chester maintains that he has no knowledge of its whereabouts.

“We don’t officially have enough evidence to accuse him of something,” said search leader Gerard Qualls, “but I’m not buying his story. His breath smelled a lot like buttercream.”

The search will continue throughout the day.

Via chesterthecatphotography.

Cat Always Blinks in Photos

A British Shorthair cat named Kitty is a real beauty. But there’s a problem for anyone trying to document her cuteness: she always blinks in photos.

“We’ve tried everything,” reported Lisa Cardini. “Short of taping them open, I don’t think it’s possible for her to take a picture without Kitty blinking.”

There are literally no good pics of Kitty. Vacation snapshots, Christmas cards, even her prom photos from last year show a cat with her eyes closed. Her Facebook friends still no idea what color her eyes are (green, by the way).

Via famous_kitty (who actually has plenty of shots with her eyes open).

Kitty Cuts Costs By Increasing Cuteness

Faced with massive potential layoffs in her department, an ingenious young kitten named Shetti figured out a way to cut costs by increasing cuteness.

“She realized that if she could boost cuteness by just 11%, she could actually slash costs by over 40%,” said company executive Marvin Luce. “Once she did that, her department went from one of the organization’s biggest losers to one of its biggest winners overnight.”

Because of the brilliant “more cute, more snuggles” strategy implemented by Shetti, her department is on track to turn its first profit since 2005 and could actually hire additional workers in the third quarter.

Via Merlijn Hoek.

Local Kitten Gives Really Sarcastic Advice

Sometimes advice from Thor the kitten can be hurtful.

Like when friend Libby Valero was upset that someone at work was swiping her paperclips, and Thor sarcastically suggested she go to the police. That’s Thor’s problem: he’s really sarcastic.

“He gets away with it though,” said another friend, Tom Houppert. “Because he’s so adorable. But it can sting, really.”

Then again, people still keep coming to the cat for advice. “Yeah, I can’t explain that,” admitted Houppert. “Some people are just gluttons for punishment. Super cute, incredibly soft, huggable punishment.”

Via tayberry_jag.

PHOTO OP: Feline Beauty

Via Picture Zealot.