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Ducklings Caught In Dine-and-Dash at Granary
Three ducklings were caught by security cameras fleeing a local granary without paying for their meal. Two of the ducklings have been identified and detained for questioning, but the third remains at large.
Via RayMorris1.
Ostrich Stuns Animal Community: Admits to Using Fake Lashes
In a shocking development that has set the animal kingdom reeling, an ostrich has admitted that the long, luxurious eye lashes it has become known for are fakes. A spokesperson attributed the bird’s actions to “mounting pressure” felt from the growing popularity of other large flightless avians, name emus. It is still unclear whether any punishment will be handed down from the Office of Animal Affairs.
The photo above is from the last official ostrich photo shoot.
Via ralph and jenny.
Lovebirds Play to Old Stereotypes by Falling in Love
The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that two adorable lovebirds have caved to cultural typecasting by falling in love with each other. While their families are overjoyed, progressive groups are concerned about the image it projects.
“We’ve come so far in the fight to overcome stereotypes like this,” says Wynonna Jacobs, a bird rights activist. “These birds have set the movement back 5, if not 10 years.”
SEE ALSO: Kids’ Game “Duck, Duck, Goose” Deemed Offensive by Bird Rights Activists
Via Kelsey.
A Peruvian Amethyst-throated Sunangel hummingbird is being evicted from her apartment after her roommates decided they could no longer cope with her incessant snoring.
“I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in three days,” says Ronald Gibbs, who shares a three-bedroom flat with the bird and two others. “We all agreed she had to go.”
The bird is disputing the eviction.
Via merrell0.
The Fluffington Post has obtained the security camera footage above depicting a bird and dog working together to steal dry noodles from the kitchen counter.
The suspects are as yet unidentified. Authorities are offering a substantial reward for any information that leads to their capture.
Via Adam Hirsch.
