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Town Residents Question Wisdom of Kitten Fire Chief

May 19, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Town Residents Question Wisdom of Kitten Fire Chief

Two weeks ago, Wolfie the cat was named fire chief of Allentown, PA.  At the time, the press hailed the decision to name a feline fire chief evidence of improving human-animal relations, but new reports about his first few days in office are causing some to question the wisdom of that move.

The Allentown Bugle reports that Wolfie has spent $4,000 of the town’s fire safety fund on “catnip toys” and has diverted some money ear-marked for hydrant maintenance to “laser pointers.”  Further, witnesses report seeing Wolfie nap through 911 drills at least twice since assuming his new post.   The fire department could not be reached for comment.

Via CranberryHorses.

Tagged With: animalsr, cats, cute, kitties, lol, refluffs

Cat Dismissed from Job After Telling Lewd Joke

April 5, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cat Dismissed from Job After Telling Lewd Joke

An area cat was dismissed from his job at a local tuna canning facility after apparently telling a lewd joke involving a dog, a priest and a rubber chicken (The Fluffington Post has decided not to print the contents of the joke).  "This is the third time he’s been written up by HR,“ said Hector Cesario, the cat’s union representative.  "There’s really nothing I can do for him at this point.”

Via Gattou.

Tagged With: animalsr, cats, kitties, refluffs

Curious Kitten Wonders Where String Leads

March 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Curious Kitten Wonders Where String Leads

According to sources on the scene, a kitten in Western Finland has taken it upon herself to figure out where a mysterious string found on the street leads.  The kitten began her quest at dawn this morning and has vowed to keep following the string until she either finds where it ends or gets distracted and starts batting it around.

Via anzaq78. 

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