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Cat Bartender Will Listen to All Your Problems
A cat, ironically working at The Scurvy Dog, a bar in downtown Owensboro, KY has made quite an impression on locals. "Margaritte? Oh she’s a great listener. She’ll hear all your problems, never a meow,“ said one regular, who wished to remain anonymous. "She’s a real throw-back. The way bartenders used to be, you know? Now, if only someone could teach her to mix drinks…”
Via Darwin Bell.
New Puppy Spa Gets 1-Star Rating on Yelp
The Barksdale, an expensive new puppy retreat and spa that opened last month in Tuscon, AZ is getting trashed in reviews from clientele on social networks. The spa currently has an average rating of 1 star on Yelp, and a spokesperson from Hotels.com tells The Fluffington Post that new bookings have slowed to a trickle.
“The beds are hard, the runs are small, the food is just Purina on a fancy plates and don’t even get me started on the so-called ‘whirlpool soaking tubs,’” complains one scathing write-up on Yelp.
Via wharman.
Hamster’s Daring Escape Attempt Thwarted
A white hamster was seen jimmying the lock on his cage late Friday evening in what witnesses have called “an obvious attempt to escape.”
Despite the bold move, authorities quickly apprehended the hamster and returned him to his confines.
Via @Hamstagram.
Patient Cat Would Really Like to Use the Internet Now
A local cat has been waiting patiently for over 35 minutes to use the Internet. All she wants to do is just check her email and Facebook. It’ll take like, five minutes, tops.
Come on, guys.
Via puma1337.
Champion Crowned in World Ferret Wrestling Tournament
Ferret wrestler Big Show was named the winner of the WFW’s championship tournament on Friday. In the final match, Big Show defeated his longtime rival Tommy “The Weasel” O’Connors after 14 rounds.
While the matches are scripted and the outcomes predetermined, the choke hold that finally did The Weasel in was truly a spectacle of improvisation.
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Via @ackey_73.
