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DIRECTV Launches New Line of Catellite Dishes
By Melissa Venditti, FluffPo Special Correspondent
Carl Fraser, DIRECTV’s senior vice president of product, has announced that the company will launch its new line of Catellite dishes this spring. The receivers will install directly on your cat and add 34 new channels of feline-focused programming.
“With the rising popularity of fluffy animal media, we thought this was the puuurfect opportunity to pounce on our competition,” said Fraser at the company’s headquarters in El Segundo, CA.
Arizona Pup Caught Chillaxing Without a License
An adorable puppy named Karma was found chillaxing in the state of Arizona without proper documentation.
“Arizona law clearly specifies that chillaxation requires a license and a permit,” says Jonathan Stig, a police officer in Scottsdale where the puppy was found. “Karma possessed none of those items, and will have to pay the penalty.”
Via Stephanie Spence.
Florida Unicorn Turns Out to Be Dog in Costume
The zoological community was sorely disappointed on Friday when the unicorn spotted in the wilds of Orlando, FL turned out to be a dog named Annabelle in a ridiculous costume.
“It was too good to be true,” says Dr. Francis Shale, a biologist who studies rare species. “Finding an actual unicorn in the wild is the Holy Grail of science. To be tricked like this – well, it just hurts, that’s all.”
Submitted by Amy Cassell.