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Area Pup Only Fetches Neon Tennis Balls
In a move critics have called “a bold throwback to the ‘80s,” a local pup has vowed to only play fetch with brightly colored toys – specifically, neon pinks, yellows and greens.
“Not sure if it’s some sort of political statement, or a fashion thing,” says Howard Billings, who witnessed the puppy chasing after the flashy balls.
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Scientists: Black Cats Cannot Become Black Holes
Despite numerous media reports, scientists at the CERN Laboratory in Geneva have rebuked the notion that a tightly wound black cat could accumulate enough mass to generate a rift in the time-space continuum.
“It’s nonsense,” says Gottfried Horner, a noted theoretical physicist. “Just scare tactics from the anti-cat media.”
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REPORT: Puppy Smells Clean – For Now
The Fluffington Post has learned that a New York City pup named Franklin smells great after a recent bath. However, experts say his fruity aroma is unlikey to last.
“I give it three to six hours, max,” says Reggie Kincaid, executive producer of the hit Bravo reality show Dog Groomer Confidential. “Once he starts rolling around in his own kibble, it’s all over.”
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