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Dog Is Blissfully Unaware of Silly Hat
According to bystanders at the scene, an area dog is completely unaware that his bonnet / hat looks totally ridiculous. "I saw him in the park just running around wearing that thing,“ said one source close to the situation. "Either that is the most self-confident dog ever, or he really doesn’t know that his hat looks completely dopey.”
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REPORT: Cats Are Using Board Game ‘Risk’ to Plan World Domination
According to a leaked covert intelligence report from the NSA, members of the cat separatist group Felines United are using the board game Risk to plan their international take-over strategy. The report details chilling accounts from undercover operatives of F.U. meetings at which cats would play Risk for hours on end, honing their world domination plans by running them through scenario after scenario using the game.
The White House is confirming the existence of the reports but will not comment on them or any planned response at this time.
Experts: Cats Do Not Make Good Dinner Party Guests
According to experts at the Miss Digsby School of Animal Etiquette in Canton, OH, cats are generally not thought to be good dinner party guests. "Our research shows us that cats are 230% more likely than dogs, and 1200% more likely than people, to make egregious errors in following proper social mores while at the dinner table,“ said feline civility expert Thaddeus Lemon.
Among the leading mistakes cats are likely to make are batting their food around, leaving their paws on the table and falling asleep in the gravy.
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