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REPORT: Local Puppy Couldn’t Quite Hear You
The Fluffington Post has received numerous late-breaking reports that an area puppy didn’t catch that last thing you just said. There’s a bunch of noise out here (cars, birds, lawn mowers) and he’s having difficulty understanding what you’re saying.
If you could just repeat yourself, that would be great.
Via SolarBears.
PHOTO OP: Just Out of Reach
Via phlezk.
New Jersey Cat Reads ‘Moby Dick’ Twice in One Sitting
A cat named Charlie (full name: Charles Xavier Scotch Whiskey Ted) is a lover of 19th century literature and a speed reader to boot. He settled in with Herman Melville’s classic Moby Dick on Sunday afternoon and enjoyed it so much, he started it over again.
By 10:30 pm, he was done, and sources close to the situation say he got even more out of it on the second read.
Submitted by Emily Nakkash.
Weaponized Cat Escapes From Canadian Lab
The Canadian Security Intelligence Service has issued a nationwide alert that a cat with laser eyes has escaped from a Toronto testing facility and is currently unaccounted for.
The weaponized cat prototype – dubbed “Micro” – was a bio engineering breakthrough for the Canadian defense department until he got loose and began shooting lasers at scientists and civilians. While there have been a few serious injuries, there are no reported deaths.
The fast moving feline could be anywhere in the Toronto metro area, and citizens have been advised to report any sightings or abnormal cat activity to authorities.
Submitted by Nadia Rushdi.
PHOTO OP: Travelin’ in Style
Submitted by Lief Anne Stiles.
