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Cute Duckling Can’t Get Enough of Lame Joke

May 13, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cute Duckling Can’t Get Enough of Lame Joke

“What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?” asks Jennifer Lovegood. “Give up?  Milk and quackers.  Yeah.  I know.  It’s that bad.”

According to Lovegood, who serves on the local town council, an area duckling by the name of H.R. Flufnstuf just can’t stop with that joke.  "All day long, he demands people tell him the joke, then he bursts out laughing while everyone else groans,“ says Lovegood.  "I know he’s cute, but I mean, it’s seriously trying my patience.”

Bird psychologist Dr. Timothy Acker says this type of behavior is not uncommon among ducklings. “Ducks take a long time to develop a keen sense of humor,” Acker told The Fluffington Post via phone. “Sometimes it is 3 or 4 years before they can distinguish between a good joke and a crap one.  You just have to give it time.”

Via tifotter.

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Happy Mother’s Day From The FluffPo

May 13, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Happy Mother’s Day From The FluffPo

To all the moms out there, thanks for everything you do!

Via elycefeliz.

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May 13, 2012 · Leave a Comment

PHOTO OP: Peek-a-boo

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Local Puppy Totally Not Sold on the Vegan Thing

May 13, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Local Puppy Totally Not Sold on the Vegan Thing

According to sources, area corgi pup Tidbit is not at all buying the vegan diet his roommates are into.

“I’ve tried to sell him on the health benefits, I’ve tried to sell him on the environmental benefits, I’ve tried to convince him it’s more humane, but he just won’t have any of it,” says James McPhereson, Tidbit’s roommate. “I think he’s fine with most of it, but he’s got a pretty righteous bacon addiction.  Anyway, man, if you’re not gonna join the hack circle, could you maybe go over there?”

Via BenCapozzi.

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Cat Miffed After Rejection From ‘Snow White’ Audition

May 13, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cat Miffed After Rejection From ‘Snow White’ Audition

A cat named Duky is upset she did not receive a call back for the lead role in the upcoming film Snow White and the Huntsman.

“This was two years ago, of course,” says Ronnie Griggs, spokesperson for the fragile feline. “But now that the film is coming out, the wound is fresh.”

Universal Studios claims Duky simply wasn’t a fit for the part, but in a press release, the cat accuses the studio of human bias.

“Look at her – she was born to play this role,” says Griggs. “It’s just Hollywood and their stereotypical casting practices.”

Via Laura Gatti.

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