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Local Cat Stares Down Hole for 5 Hours Straight

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Local Cat Stares Down Hole for 5 Hours Straight

A local cat named Buzzsaw has apparently been staring down what appears to be an abandoned gopher hole for the past five hours.  "I’m not sure what he’s expecting to find,“ said one onlooker.  "I’m pretty sure that hole is empty.”

“I’ve been watching for about four hours now, and he hasn’t moved a muscle,” continued the onlooker. “But seriously, what kind of dumb animal stares at the same thing for hours on end?  It must be so boring.  I don’t understand cats.”  

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Area Dog Convinced Something Is Following Him

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Area Dog Convinced Something Is Following Him

“I’m pretty sure he’s just paranoid,” says Randy Ochoa, a friend of Pupsaroni, a local puppy who seems convinced that someone is following him.  "It’s probably all that coffee he’s been drinking while he studies for the MCATs.  Maybe.  I dunno.  But seriously, no one is following him.“

Pupsaroni isn’t so sure, though.  The puppy constantly checks behind him to make sure he’s not being tailed and has adopted a zig-zag style of walking that friends call "annoying.”

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BREAKING: Cat Meets Justin Bieber

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BREAKING: Cat Meets Justin Bieber

The Fluffington Post has received reports that a cat crossed paths with pop music megastar Justin Bieber mere moments ago at a Los Angeles diner.

“I think he got his autograph,” says Caroline Papa, who witnessed the exchange.

Details are still scant, but we will update you as this story develops.

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Dog Learns to Ride Bike, Humanity Doomed

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A dog named Norman has learned how to pedal a bicycle, and analysts the world over agree that humanity’s chances to remain Earth’s dominant species are now slim.

“Dogs already hear and smell better than us,” says Dr. Ronald Meyer. “They’re much cuter than humans. If they learn how to ride bikes, what’s left? We might as well just give up.”

Via ThePostGame.