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Puppy Breaks Record With Stuffed Animal Collection

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Puppy Breaks Record With Stuffed Animal Collection

A puppy named Tito has entered the Guinness Book with a record-shattering plush toy collection.

“In his relatively short lifetime, Tito has amassed just north of 8,000 stuffed animals,” says Carl Stein, a researcher with the Guinness organization. “To our knowledge, it’s the largest collection in the world – though not the most valuable.”

What inspired Tito’s passion for plush?

“He saw the Care Bears movie on TV last year,” says Kim Rose, a family friend. “It was all downhill from there.”

Via Pedro Terra.

REPORT: Cat’s Dreams Are Best Yet

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REPORT: Cat’s Dreams Are Best Yet

The Washington Post is reporting that a local cat is having the best dreams of her life.

“Unfortunately, we don’t yet have the technology to determine what the dreams are about,” sleep psychologist Dr. Francois Gerber told the Post. “But we’re pretty confident they are awesome.”

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Physicist Realizes He Has One Cat

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Physicist Realizes He Has One Cat

Theoretical physicist Dr. Darwin Templeton could not be sure how many cats he had until recently when he opened his bag and realized that he had one cat. “Until I opened the bag I had an indeterminate number of cats.  There was just no way for me to know if I had one cat, two cats, a thousand,” he told The Fluffington Post by phone.  "And were those cats alive? Dead? Zombies?  I really couldn’t be sure until I opened the bag and – bam! – one cat actualized and ceased to be in quantum superposition with all other possible cats.  So there it is, I have one living cat, apparently.  Now… if only he’d come out of the bag…“

Via Charles Huss. 

Dog Finishes Internet, Finds the Whole Thing Kind of Boring

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Dog Finishes Internet, Finds the Whole Thing Kind of Boring

Darby, a local corgi pup, reportedly finished the entire Internet at 3:45 this afternoon.  According to sources close to the situation, he’s been browsing the web non-stop for the past 23 weeks and actually finished ahead of schedule.  Sources say that upon viewing the the last page of the last site, Darby let out a yawn, shrugged and went to play with a bone he had hidden behind the couch.

“He was clearly unimpressed.  I think especially once he got into the meme era, it started boring him – all that stuff about cats who can’t spell was totally not appealing to him,” says dog sociologist and behavior expert Terrence Gruber.  "On the other hand, he’s a dog, so who really knows what they’re thinking?“

Via z5.