animals

Dog’s $40 Million Deep Sea Treasure Hunt Flops

“Move over, James Cameron,” read the press release six months ago, when a Los Angeles dog named Jackson announced that he would pour $10 million of his own money into a deep sea hunt for Spanish gold doubloons.

“The project started creeping over budget,” says Richard Conway, a cartographer hired to locate Spanish wrecks. “We were at $30 million and found nothing. When we got to $40 million, that’s when we decided to expand our search beyond the bathtub.”

Submitted by Michael Moore.

Dog Has Office Freak-Out

By all accounts, Holly is a pretty mild-mannered pup. She works 9 to 5 in a midtown office and enjoys the occasional water cooler banter.

“But something just snapped,” according to Kerri Dolan, one of Holly’s co-workers. On Thursday afternoon, the dog flipped out, throwing paperwork and office supplies everywhere. “She had this crazy look in her eyes,” Dolan tells The Fluffington Post.

Witnesses say she quickly fled the scene of the incident, and is not expected to return. “She didn’t even put in her two weeks’ notice,” says Charlene Combs, the office manager.