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New Puppy Landspeeders Are More Efficient
Anti-Gravity Car & Driver magazine is reporting that the new XP-34 puppy landspeeders are more fuel efficient than non-puppy versions of the craft. According to a press release from the Naboo-based Landspeed, Inc. (a division of General Motors), the puppy speeders use a newly designed version of the “repulsorlift” engine that is powered completely by kibble.
The puppy landspeeders will be on sale after the annual Galactic Empire auto show on Chandrila in June.
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Cat Encases Enemy in Carbonite
According to numerous reports, area cat Lemonjello has encased fellow cat, Oranjello – a long-time nemesis – in carbonite. The cryonic alloy is best known for its use in the movie Star Wars when Boba Fett utilizes it to freeze Han Solo in stasis to transport him to Jabba the Hutt. Until Lemonjello used the substance on Oranjello, carbonite was thought to be fictional.
Puppies Practice Parkour
Two dogs honed their acrobatic abilities late Thursday in anticipation of an upcoming parkour competition. Falcor Alfredo leaped over Roosevelt in a single bound, then proceeded to ricochet off the adjacent wall.
Puppy parkour enthusiasts anxiously await the tournament, which pits 12 pairs of athletes head-to-head in a fast-paced race across rooftops and industrial parks.
Submitted by Vincent Nguyen.