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Chicago Pup Will Do Anything for Wine
Pop a cork off a bottle of Chardonnay within a two mile radius of Delilah, and she’ll come running. The 2-year-old pup from Chicago, IL has a penchant for whites, but she’ll settle for anything with a vintage older than she is.
Submitted by Amy Rubin.
Dog Wins Best Lawn Award for 3rd Consecutive Year
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
As the saying goes, every dog has its hobby. For Ralph, its his lawn.
Lovingly cared for, if slightly uneven, Ralph’s lawn is said to be the best canine-tended lawn in the eastern United States. In fact, it’s won him the coveted Best Lawn Award for the third year in a row. Despite the accolades, the proud pup doesn’t appear to have any particular lawn-growing secrets. According to a spokesperson, Ralph claims to use only Scott’s Turf Builder and water, long considered standard tools of the trade.
“This is just an exceptional lawn any way you slice it, ” says Hank Templeton, president of The American Lawn Society, presenting Ralph with his latest trophy. "Usually, we give this award to humans. Ralph is obviously an exception. As is his lawn.“
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PHOTO OP: Kitten Stretch
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Local Dog Saves R2 Unit
A local dog is being hailed as a hero tonight after carrying a busted R2-series astromech droid over 50 miles across the desert on his back. "A lot of people are going to say he was just doing what any loyal dog would do,“ said a source close to the situation. "But think about what he did – those R2 units, especially the older models, weigh a ton. Literally, they weight like two thousand pounds. To carry one that far? It’s nothing short of miraculous.”
The dog will be given a $5,000 reward and the key to the planet of Naboo as thanks for saving the valuable robot.
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Cat Is Unimpressed by Death Star
An area cat reportedly thinks the Death Star is “no big deal.” According to friends, Tima the cat just feels that way too much attention is paid to the giant star ship.
“I think she’s just a little nonplussed, to be honest,” says Roger Anker, a long-time friend and confidant to Tima. "I mean, it only took her two weeks to make her Death Star – and she built it from a kit. So I think she’s just like, ‘Who cares?’“
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