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STUDY: Cats Are Kind of Weird

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STUDY: Cats Are Kind of Weird

According to findings from a new study out of Emory University, a majority of cats are very difficult for humans to understand.  "We found that almost all cats do completely inexplicable things on a regular basis,“ said Daniel Turley, lead researcher for the study, which will be published next month in the Journal of Feline Kinesiology.  "One moment they’re just sitting there then, BAM, total freak out.  Weird.”

This confirms the findings of another study out earlier this week that most Americans perceive cats as weirdos. “In this case, perception definitely aligns with reality,” said Turley.

Via elekesmagdi.

Kitten Crowned Flower Prince of the Forest

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Kitten Crowned Flower Prince of the Forest

In an ostentatious coronation ceremony this morning, Frederick II was crowned Flower Prince of the Western Forest.  Though largely a ceremonial title that no longer comes with any land holdings, flower prince is nonetheless an important position among woodland creatures. 

“He’s really a trend setter for the realm,” said James Twoney, senior royal history fellow at Princeton University.  "All other forest animals will look to Frederick for guidance during both trying times and happy ones.“

Via birgit eilmer.

Butt-Sniffing Accident Causes 2-Dog Pileup

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Butt-Sniffing Accident Causes 2-Dog Pileup

The Fluffington Post has received word of a major collision off Route 9 involving two compact dogs. Officials on the scene say Rizzo stopped short, causing Charlie to misjudge the angle of a routine butt sniff. The resulting rear-end collision has slowed traffic in both directions thanks to severe rubber-necking.

Drivers are advised to avoid the stretch between exits 26 and 28 until the wreck can be cleared.

Submitted by Jamie Baldanza.