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Siamese Kittens Aren’t Plotting Anything
Cedric and Lupin, a pair of Siamese kitties from Salem, OR, are not up to any mischief or hijinks, according to a spokesperson.
“There is absolutely nothing suspicious going on here,” wrote Nelson Pedroso in a press release. “Any strange looks or smirks you might see are either coincidental or just in your imagination.”
Submitted by Alexis McVey.
Goldendoodle Blanket Thief Brought to Justice
The warrant for MacKenzie’s arrest has been outstanding for nearly two months. The goldendoodle pup was wanted in seven rooms for stealing blankets and towels.
“He steals them, chews them up, hides them away,” says Max Metzgar, local law enforcement. “It’s been a problem for a while around here.”
Thankfully, MacKenzie was captured by authorities and will face arraignment next Tuesday. His attorney tells The Fluffington Post the pup plans to plead not guilty.
Submitted by Emilie.
PHOTO OP: Puppy Face
Via Megan Cowan.
Mr. Bump Pressing Charges Over Kitten Assault
After some urging from his attorney, Mr. Bump (of Mr. Men fame) has come forward with allegations that Marley the kitten savagely attacked him last Tuesday.
Bump had already been healing from prior injuries, making this beating all the more painful, according to sources.
“No one should stand for an attack like this,” says Kim Shoal, Bump’s attorney. “My client has the support of the entire egg-shaped man community behind him.”
Via Kayti Pendleton.
Dog Suffers From Severe Bed Head
Doctors have diagnosed a pup named Romeo with Acute Bed Head, a condition that afflicts dogs (and people) who wake up every morning.
“It’s not life threatening,” says Dr. Allan Koff, who specializes in sleep-related disorders. “And there are treatment options available – combs, mainly.”
Via Conejita86.
