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Tiny Maine Coon Won’t Reveal Secret of Staying Young
When Lady Momesha Meatballstein (Moe, to her friends) was a kitten, she could fit into a 12 oz cup.
“We were told she’d grow to be about 20 lbs.,” says holly Shuart, a source close to the situation. “Fast forward two years and we’re still waiting for the other 15 lbs.”
The tiny Maine Coon won’t share the secret of looking so young and small.
“Don’t let that face fool you,” says Shuart. “She’s evil.”
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Via TheMadeline.
Pup Accused of Eating Toilet Paper
A 6-month-old puppy named Pepita has been accused by her roommates of eating a roll of toilet paper.
“I just bought a six pack, and that doesn’t last too long around here,” says Alejandra Servais, who shares a bathroom with the dog. “It doesn’t help when she goes and eats them.”
While no property claims have been filed, Pepita’s roommates are asking her to come clean before escalating the complaint to their landlord.
Submitted by Luciane Goncalves.
New York Cat Is First Feline Admitted to Gryffindor House
A 5-year-old cat named George is the first of his kind to join the esteemed Gryffindor House at the famous Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The young mage hails originally from Holbrook, NY, but will be attending magic classes this fall.
“It’s an important moment for Hogwarts,” says Humphrey Bobbins, media relations for the school. “It reminds us that wizards come in all forms, and should not have to face species discrimination.”
Submitted by Allie and Alana.
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Rick, submitted by Julianna da Cunha.
