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Hamsters Reunited After Long-Distance Relationship

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Hamsters Reunited After Long-Distance Relationship

Chloe and Steve have been dating for nearly 10 months, but most of that time was spent apart. The hamsters met through the online matchmaking site OKhammy.com, and while they have connected in person, their careers took them to different parts of the country.

“It was really tough on them for a while,” says Gabe Fisher, a close friend of Steve. “They’d email and Skype every day, but it was always a little sad.”

Fortunately, Chloe was able to get a transfer within her company. The happy couple now share a one-bedroom cage.

“Steve said they might buy an exercise wheel together,” says Fisher. “It sounds like they’re really getting serious.”

Via Ule Gustavsson.

Puppy Suspected in $1.2 Million Insurance Scheme

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Puppy Suspected in $1.2 Million Insurance Scheme

Sources inside the FBI tell The Fluffington Post that they’re closing in on a puppy named Dax, whom they suspect is the mastermind of a far-reaching fraud.

“The embezzlement scheme has likely cost life insurance policy holders a collective $1.2 million,” says the source under condition of anonymity.

At this time, no warrant has been issued, as investigators struggle with how a puppy so cute could be so devious.

Via Mizuko.

Kitten Admitted to Wisconsin Chamber of Commerce

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Kitten Admitted to Wisconsin Chamber of Commerce

After a thorough deliberation process, the Wisconsin Chamber of Commerce has admitted a kitten named Rufus to its ranks.

“As a small business owner, Rufus understands the challenges faced by today’s entrepreneurs,” says Roger Vitello, the Chamber’s secretary. “We’re confident he’ll be an asset to our growing organization.”

Via Ryan O’Hara.