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Prized Cat Collection Stolen

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Prized Cat Collection Stolen

A local man’s cat collection was pilfered by burglars last night, the latest in a string of area cat burglaries.  The collection, which has won numerous awards, was taken on Monday night while owner Clarence Bichlebaum was at a charity dinner.

“When I got home, almost everything was gone,” recalled Bichlebaum on a local television news report this morning.  "Only one of my precious cats remained in the display case.  Just one!“

Police are looking for any information related to this and other recent thefts.  Bichlebaum has promised a $5,000 reward for any information that leads to the arrest of whoever took his cats.

Via Cary Lee.

Fitness Rabbit Scores Big With ‘H.O.P90X’ Exercise Video

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Fitness Rabbit Scores Big With ‘H.O.P90X’ Exercise Video

Toffee the bunny has a huge hit, according to a press release issued by his office.  His new “H.O.P90X” workout series has now sold over 5 million copies in the United States, with releases in Canada and Australia planned for later this year.  The grueling routine and all carrot diet regimen is striking a cord with consumers.

“H.O.P90X is exactly what our fast food society needs,” reads the press release.  "Toffee has helped millions of happy customers shed unwanted pounds and turn unsightly flab into lean muscle in just 90 days.“

The workout routine is a followup to the rabbit’s much less successful "Sweatin’ With Toffee.”

Puppy Finally Installs Central Air Conditioning

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Puppy Finally Installs Central Air Conditioning

After another summer of record high temperatures, a puppy named Rex has finally caved and ponied up the cash for a central air conditioning system.

“His apartment is super cool now,” says Taylor Georges, a source close to the situation. “There’s a lot of food lying around the place, but hey, who am I to judge?”

Via Whire.

Cat Loses 3 Days of Shark Week Shows to Full DVR

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Cat Loses 3 Days of Shark Week Shows to Full DVR

Vegas, a cat from New York City, had been looking forward to a good old fashioned Shark Week marathon.

“She had DVR’d about three days worth of shark shows,” says Frida Lockhart, a friend. “She had the hat and everything – she was ready to go.”

Unfortunately, Vegas discovered that the programs had not been recorded due to a full DVR.

“Her roommate never deleted like 20 episodes of So You Think You Can Dance,” Lockhart explains. “Man, Vegas was pissed when she got home from work.”

Submitted by Chelsea Stark.