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Cat-Powered Laser Show a Hit for Touring Band
Cat-Powered Laser Show a Hit for Touring Band
British indie rock band The Gemstones can barely afford to tour, let alone set up a fancy lighting rig. Fortunately, their manager has discovered a low-cost way to generate an exciting laser show to compliment gigs.
“The light that reflects from cats’ eyes is a great substitute,” says Clive Silkwood, who’s managed the band since 2007. “You’ve just got to position about 20 cats around the stage and get them to stand still during the entire set. It’s a real pain sometimes, but it’s cheaper than a light crew.”
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Bunny Terrifies Small Town
Bunny Terrifies Small Town
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Authorities in Keene, NH have recently been alerted to a strange rabbit that has inexplicably started showing up outside residents’ windows. The bunny has been described as small, fuzzy, and most definitely sinister.
“There’s been a spike in calls,” says Chief of Police Lou Holtz. “People see the bunny, they don’t know what to do. Naturally, they call 911.”
Residents tell The Fluffington Post that the bunny shows up randomly, but usually after dinner.
“He just sits out there, staring, planning Lord knows what,” says Marge Schiffley. “I haven’t slept in weeks.”
According to Holtz, the bunny has presented a unique threat to the community.
“I’ve never dealt with anything this creepy, ” says the 26-year veteran. “To be honest, he’s kind of cute. But that’s obviously just part of his plan.”
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PHOTO OP: Morning Joe
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Cat’s Attempt to Build a TV Fails Miserably
Cat’s Attempt to Build a TV Fails Miserably
According to reports, a local cat attempted to build a television from scratch today, “just to see if he could.” The verdict? He could not. Sources tell The Fluffington Post that the “television” was essentially just a box inside which the cat acted out scenes from his favorite shows.
“I’m not sure what he was thinking,” said one witness. "He doesn’t know anything about electronics. I guess I’m pretty impressed that he was able to build a wooden box, though. I mean, he doesn’t have thumbs.“
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