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Kitten Has Suspicious Browser History
Theo’s roommates have expressed concern that his web browsing habits are putting their home network at risk. The 2-month-old kitten from San Francisco, CA is constantly looking at shady sites, then quickly closing his Macbook when people pass by, according to witnesses.
“Look, he’s nearly an adult, he can look at whatever websites he wants,” says Matt Ram, who shares the apartment. “I just don’t want malware on the Wi-Fi.”
Submitted by Sierra DeVeau Swan.
Terrier Is First Canine Ball Boy at U.S. Open
A Jack Russel Terrier named Linus made history this week as the first dog to serve as ball boy for the U.S. Open tennis tournament in Queens, NY.
“It’s a great day for dogs and sports fans everywhere,” says Mallory Buitron, a canine rights advocate. “Next up, Augusta National Golf Club.”
Via Chris Martin.
PHOTO OP: Kitty on the Stairs
Via Dmitry Schigolev.
Cat Has Close Call With Productivity
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to reports, a cat named Abigail very nearly ended up doing something with her day before thinking better of it.
“You could tell she was contemplating it,” says May Randall, the cat’s owner. “It really looked like she was about to move away from the window and do something. But then she didn’t. It was really suspenseful.”
After the near-miss, Abigail is said to have sat in her favorite sunspot for another three hours before calling it a day.
“She had me on tenterhooks, alright,” says Randall. “That’s the fun part about cats. You never know when they’re going to almost do something – and then not do it.”
Via Brodingo.
Local Dog’s Diving License Suspended
An area pooch had his driver’s license suspended after authorities realized he was a dog. The pup, named Archibald, obtained his operator’s license from the Department of Motor Vehicles a month ago with a near perfect score of 99 on the written test and a passing grade of 85 on the driving test. At a routine traffic stop this week, police officers realized that Archie is a dog and suspended his license under the grounds that he “isn’t human.”
“This is ridiculous,” said longtime friend Jody Lizardi. "Archie passed all the tests and no one said a thing. I mean, if they don’t want non-humans to drive, why put a box for ‘Species’ on the application?“
Via nvest21.
