PHOTO OP: Resistance Is Futile
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Bulldog Excited About iPhone 5 Preorder
Bulldog Excited About iPhone 5 Preorder
At 12 am this morning, a French bulldog named Joker was among the first in the country to pre-order the coveted iPhone 5, Apple’s latest smartphone.
“He’s obsessed with those gadgets,” says Fred O’Conner, a source close to the situation. “He has more apps than God.”
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Chicks Tie the Knot in Beautiful Private Ceremony
Chicks Tie the Knot in Beautiful Private Ceremony
Though they may be young, it was clear to guests that Herman and Sherry Cluckingham are truly in love. The society chicks were wed Thursday evening in front of family and friends, and while there was some concern about their age, no one in attendance maligned the nuptials.
“It was beautiful,” says Martha Graham, one attendee. “They insisted on reciting their own vows. That’s when the water works came on for me.”
Attire at the event was provided by renown bird clothier Chicks in Hats. The bridal party donned some of this season’s most sought-after headgear.
“Chicks in Hats is extremely hot right now,” says fashion blogger Kerri Potsdam. “Expect the signature style to grace magazine covers for months to come.”
Submitted by Julie Persons.
PHOTO OP: Slow Cook Kitty
PHOTO OP: Slow Cook Kitty
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Hamster Shocked to Find Un-Frosted Mini Wheats in Bowl
Hamster Shocked to Find Un-Frosted Mini Wheats in Bowl
James, an area hamster and food connoisseur, was “appalled” by what he found in his bowl yesterday evening, according to sources close to the situation.
“Plain mini wheats,” says Jacklyn Keppler, a family friend. “I mean, who in their right mind would eat un-frosted mini wheats? It just doesn’t make any sense. I have no idea how they ended up in James’s bowl, but we’re looking into it.”
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