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Dog Scores Winning Run in Youth League Softball Championships
In the bottom of the 9th inning, Greta M. Dawg (pictured) slid into home plate after tagging up on a deep fly ball, winning the championship game for the Manhattan Rovers, a New York youth softball team.
“I can’t believe she made it,” says coach Tommy Kreig, the team’s coach. “It was a really close play at the plate.”
The final score was 5-4, with the team edging out their rivals the Brooklyn Terriers.
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DIsaster Strikes When Cat Unsuccessfully Goes for a Walk
Morris the cat thought he could take himself for a walk. He was wrong.
The local fire department had to be called this morning after Morris tried to hook himself up to a leash and take himself for a stroll. According to eyewitnesses it took less than 60 seconds for Morris to become so tangled in the leash that he was completely unable to move.
“Cats are not generally well practiced walkers,” said county fire chief, Angus Winstead. “I’m not sure what Morris was thinking, but we don’t advise any cat attempts self-walking without a lot of supervised practice under his belt.”
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Cat’s Rampant Attitude Problem Goes Unchecked
A Bakersfield, CA cat named Bacardi has been running amok for nearly four years, according to sources.
“She has had attitude since day one,” says Margaret Haggard, who is very familiar with the situation. “She hisses and spits at everyone except me. Since I brought her home, she has not left my side or lap. She loves snacks and playing with her laser spot.”
But this selective “cattitude” doesn’t sit well with everyone.
“She can be kind of rude,” says Charlie O’Malley, a neighbor. “I asked to borrow a cup of sugar the other day and she just flipped her tail up at me. I mean, really.”
Cat Grows Epic Mustache for Movember
Hamilton is a pretty funny guy, but he’s very serious when it comes to men’s health. That’s why he went whole hog on his Movember mustache to raise money and awareness for prostate and testicular cancer.
“It only took him a week to grow it out,” says Fred Campbell, a source close to the situation. “But he’s been maintaining it for the rest of the month.”
