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Cat Stuck to Futon for 3 Days
It was a normal Tuesday for Chloe, who curled up in her favorite napping spot mid-morning. Little did she know that a wad of gum would trap her there for three straight days.
“She was completely stuck to the futon,” says Erik Sabb, who found her on day three, irritated but no worse for the wear. “Luckily she had packed a post-nap lunch, so she had enough to snack on.”
Via WorkCanWait.
Puppy Gets All His Christmas Shopping Done Early
Even though there are still two weeks until Christmas, Bailey, a local french bulldog, has reportedly already finished all of his gift shopping. Sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that Bailey went on a serious shopping spree at Target earlier this week.
“Last year, Bailey was still scrambling for presents on Christmas Eve,” said close friend Amy Torres. "It was really stressful for him and I know he wanted to avoid that this year.“
Via bailey_thefrenchie.
PHOTO OP: Ted the Kitten
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Puppy Ranks First in His High School Class
Gochi the puppy was overjoyed when he recently found out his high school class rank is #1. According to sources close to the situation, he has had straight As all year, and due to a quirk in how Advanced Placement courses are calculated, his GPA is actually over 4.0.
“This wasn’t an accident,” said lockermate Tina Pepper. "Gochi works really hard and studies like crazy. He deserves this.“
The pup plans to go to college to become a firearm sniffing dog for the ATF.
Via angelicabi.
Important Cat Meeting Interrupted by Annoying Photographer
Numerous reports indicate that a very important cat meeting was interrupted by a nosy paparazzo on Tuesday morning. The two cats, Beebs and Bubba, were in the midst of a crucial negotiation when they were stopped by the photographer.
“We’re not sure what Beebs and Bubba were talking about,” said living room political expert Lana Harris, “but most likely they were meeting to discuss a treaty regarding the disputed napping spot by the recliner.”
After being interrupted, the two cats looked annoyed, cast dismissive looks around the room, and parted in opposite directions.
Via jessica_mine.
