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Pup’s Vacation Interrupted by Bacon
A hammock and a nice cold drink were no match for an all-too-familiar scent that came wafting in on Wednesday morning.
Cal, a local pup, had resolved to “turn off the world” during his much-needed vacation, according to sources close to the situation.
”That’s when the bacon started sizzling,” says Melanie Holbrook, a friend who witnessed the disturbance. “Cal almost fell out of the hammock. It was alarming.”
Reports from the scene indicate that Cal’s restful state quickly escalated to frenzy.
“It was like an electric current,” says Tony Northrup, an eye-witness. “Once the jolt hit, he couldn’t help himself.”
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Cat Wizard Refuses to Reverse Spell
A powerful feline wizard named Pancake is refusing to reverse a spell that turned all of the food in his town into tuna, according to residents.
“I had just dropped $150 at Whole Foods,” said James Watkins, who lives two houses away from Pancake. “I picked up some local organic peppers, artisanal, slow roasted salami, this really expensive cheese from France… and now it’s all just tuna. What am I going to do with $150 worth of tuna?”
Dr. Clara Barber, Senior Occult Correspondent at CNN, says there’s not much the town can do.
“Pancake is a level twelve wizard,” she told CNN host Kate Bolduan this morning. “When you have a cat that powerful, it’s almost impossible to reverse a spell. Unless maybe they can find a fourth degree iguana neuromancer. But I mean, good luck with that.”
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