PHOTO OP: Pretty Eyes
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Mall Santa Fired for Peeing on Christmas Tree
Mall Santa Fired for Peeing on Christmas Tree
A mall in Seattle, WA was the scene of a holiday kerfuffle when security guards escorted a chihuahua named Mildred out of the complex.
“She was working as a Santa for the season, and one of the parents saw her peeing on the Christmas tree during a break,” says Martin Kaufman, head of security at Westfield Southcenter. “She was just marking her territory, but rules are rules.”
Submitted by Angela.
13 Years Later: Cat Finally Watches Super Bowl XXXIV
13 Years Later: Cat Finally Watches Super Bowl XXXIV
Even thought Super Bowl XXXIV aired almost 13 years ago in the year 2000, Harry the cat had never seen it. He always meant to, said friends, but he had to work that night, so he TiVoed it, and there the recording has sat, on his TiVo hard drive for over a decade.
Last night, when warm milk failed to settle his stomach after eating some bad tuna, Harry decided to watch Super Bowl XXXIV until he felt well enough to sleep.
“I don’t think he really cared about the game – I mean, even if he was a fan of the Rams or the Titans, which I don’t think he is, that game was so long ago none of those players are probably even still playing,” said Harry’s roommate, Fred Sargen. "He was totally interested in the commercials, though.“
According to Sargen, Harry was overjoyed to finally understand why everyone a decade ago walked around saying, "Wassup!!” all the time.
“Unfortunately for the rest of us,” he continued, “now Harry won’t stop walking around the house with his tongue out repeating a 13-year-old beer commercial catchphrase.”
Via captenkitty.
PHOTO OP: The Comfy Chair
PHOTO OP: The Comfy Chair
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Puppy Sets Personal Fitness Record
Puppy Sets Personal Fitness Record
For the past three weeks Wiggum, a Pekinese-Pug mix, has been wearing an Up collar from Jawbone. The collar tracks his movement, along with his sleep, meals and mood, to give him a holistic view of his health and fitness. Yesterday, after syncing the bracelet to his iPhone after supper, Wiggum was overjoyed to find out that he’d set a new personal best of 12,586 steps taken, the equivalent of walking over 6 miles.
“He was pretty psyched,” said Lindsay Peters, a source close to the situation. "But he was also really tired. I think he set a record for sleeping, too.“
Via peel_a_pug_wiggum.