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Cat Makes Naughty List for 3rd Straight Year

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Cat Makes Naughty List for 3rd Straight Year

An area cat named Dippy was shocked to learn she has made Santa’s Naughty List for the third year in a row.

“She followed all the rules this year,” says Gabe Shoreline, a source close to the situation. “She was even polite to her neighbors – she never does that. I don’t know what went wrong.”

While there have been some unconfirmed reports of passive aggression, it’s still too early to say why Dippy could not overcome the naughty stigma this time around.

Submitted by Sean Colyer.

Dog’s Santa Costume Lacks Crucial Details

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Dog’s Santa Costume Lacks Crucial Details

A local dog named Miele has been criticized by media and mall patrons for his “half-baked” attempt at a Santa costume.

“Sure, he’s got the suit, but where’s the hat? Where’s the beard?” says Charlie Hopewell, one of the dog’s most outspoken critics. “Where’s the bowl full of jelly? A few key props would go a long way, here.”

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Cat Finally Wins Game of Dreidel on 8th Night of Hanukkah

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Cat Finally Wins Game of Dreidel on 8th Night of Hanukkah

Every evening during the Festival of Lights, Saul the cat sat down with his family to play Dreidel, the traditional game of Hanukkah.

“He just had really bad luck,” says Saul’s cousin Sarah Goldman. “He’d hand over his chocolate gilt on every spin. He couldn’t catch a break.”

Then, on Sunday, the eighth night, it was nothing short of a miracle.

“He could not be stopped,” Goldman tells The Fluffington Post. “He spun gimel every single time. He cleaned us right out. And he’s a pretty sore winner, to boot.”

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Plush Toy Turned Out to Be Real Dog

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Plush Toy Turned Out to Be Real Dog

When Wendy Holmes brought a stuffed animal home from her local Toys ‘R’ Us, nothing appeared out of the ordinary.

“It was just a cute stuffed dog,” Holmes tells The Fluffington Post. “It was a Christmas present for my daughter.”

Later that afternoon, her shopping bags started rustling.

“Turns out it was actually an adorable puppy,” Holmes explained. “He must have been sleeping in the bin. Now that I think about it, he did look a little different from the other toys. That must be why I picked him out.”

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