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Cat Very Concerned by End of the World Predictions

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Cat Very Concerned by End of the World Predictions

Thomas the kitty is very worried.  In particular, he is terrified that the world is going to end on December 21, as predicted by numerous misinterpretations of the Mayan calendar.  According to some reports, Thomas has refused to leave his bedroom for the past week. 

“We told him that in all likelihood that world wasn’t going to end this week,” said Hugh Hamilton, a source close to the situation.  "But that just made him more worked up.  He’s a very superstitious cat, and now he’s convinced we’ve jinxed it.“

Via moe_s.

Lab Accident Causes Dog Levitation

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Lab Accident Causes Dog Levitation

A dog scientist is the latest victim in a growing number of industrial accidents at NASA’s Ames Research Center in California.  The accidents have called into question safety procedures at Ames and whether the research being conducted there is safe.

This latest mishap has left Dr. Skippy, a noted puppy and mediocre astrophysicist, unable to walk.  "Now he just kind of floats,“ said an Ames spokersperson of the dog’s condition. 

According to sources close to the situation, Dr. Skippy’s team was working on experiment involved dark matter and gravitons when an explosion rocked their lab.  After the smoke cleared, the dog was levitating and has been unable to return to earth. Scientists at Ames are working on a cure, but this is apparently uncharted territory.

Via greveholm.

Kitten Siblings Seriously Considering Bigger Apartment

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Kitten Siblings Seriously Considering Bigger Apartment

When the Johnson litter, a group of nine kitten siblings from Madison, WI, decided to move out and find a new place, they found slim pickings in their price range.  

“They ultimately moved into a studio apartment,” said real estate agent Tammy Baymore, a source close to the situation.  Baymore explained that because the kittens don’t have jobs, their price range was a very limiting factor in choosing an apartment.

But now that they’ve been living together for a month in close quarters, the nonuplets are beginning to think they need a bigger place.  

“One or two of them are going to have to get jobs if they want more space,” said Baymore. “There just isn’t anything bigger that they can afford right now.”

Via nordicute.