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Kitten Comes Forward as 3rd Powerball Winner

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Kitten Comes Forward as 3rd Powerball Winner

The excitement around the November 28th Powerball Lottery drawing had all but subsided when a third winner from Kansas City, MO came forward to claim his prize.

“His name is Miles, and he’s a kitten,” says Powerball administrator Kevin Forrester. “His winning ticket entitled him to $157 million before taxes. He took it in a lump sum.”

What’s a kitten to do with all that money?

“He spread it out on the floor and started sleeping on it,” says Sheila Winthrop, a family friend. “He just needed enough to get comfy. The rest went to charity.”

Via CA$HCATS.

Dog’s Odd Fashion Is an Acquired Taste

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Dog’s Odd Fashion Is an Acquired Taste

Rizzo likes to think outside the box when it comes to getting dressed in the morning.

“Most dogs just go nude, maybe a sweater during the colder months,” says wardrobe consultant Rebecca Turner. “Not Rizz. He’ll put a deflated toy on his head and set out for the office.”

Sure, he’ll get strange looks from friends and co-workers, but some have embraced his sensibilities.

“I kinda like it,” says Tim Orleans, who shares a cubicle with the fashion-forward pooch. “Someone’s got to push the envelope. I like that there’s always a surprise waiting for me in the morning.”

Via Jamie Baldanza.

Kittens Commit to More Playtime in 2013

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Long work hours and other commitments didn’t leave a lot of time for Max and Cooper to relax in 2012.

“The stress was really getting to them,” says Cliff Townsend, a family friend. “Everyone was worried about it.”

As such, the two kitties have resolved to make more time for play in the new year.

“They’re already off to a great start,” says Townsend.

Via Jeremiah Warren.

Dog Endures Milkbone Hangover After New Year’s Partying

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Dog Endures Milkbone Hangover After New Year’s Partying

Los Angeles pup Moose Bearclaw woke up with some regrets about last night’s reveling. According to eye witnesses, he had hopped between at least three different venues before gorging on Milkbones and passing out at his friend Mike’s house.

“He was rolling over, doing tricks, singing at the top of his lungs,” says Candice Mills, one party goer. “He was obviously pretty blasted.”

Mr. Bearclaw awoke this morning with a terrible headache, wearing the same outfit from the night before.

“It’s a good thing he’s off from work today,” says Mills. “There’s no way he could cut hair with that hangover.”

Submitted by Candice Kim.