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Paranoid Ferret Thinks Someone Is Right Behind Her

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Paranoid Ferret Thinks Someone Is Right Behind Her

Susi, a ferret from Pasadena, CA, just can’t shake the feeling that there is someone behind her.  Yet every time she turns around, there’s no on in sight.

“She’s starting to get really freaked out,” said Amy Wong, a close friend of the jumpy ferret.

According to Wong, Susi has contemplated setting up surveillance cameras around her home to try to prove to friends that someone is indeed stalking her.  "She’s just paranoid, though,“ said Wong. "There’s totally no one there.”

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REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust

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REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust

Didn’t get an invitation to Olive’s Party Rockin’ New Year’s Eve-a-Palooza™? You’re not alone.

The event was so exclusive, only the highest of society were invited. There’s a reason New York Magazine named it among the “top 10 hottest parties in Manhattan.”

There was only one problem: No one showed up.

Exclusive photos obtained by The Fluffington Post reveal a lonely pup in an empty apartment, strewn with confetti.

“It’s likely she over-shot with the guest list,” says gossip columnist Rebecca Holtz. “You can’t invite Barack Obama, Roger Federer and Freddie Mercury and expect those kinds of people to attend. Freddie’s been dead for 20 years, for crying out loud.”

Submitted by Nina Frazier.

Kitten’s Full-Body Cast Revealed to Be a Tube Sock

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Kitten’s Full-Body Cast Revealed to Be a Tube Sock

Kaylee the kitten called in sick to work on Thursday morning, telling her boss she had suffered a home injury and was confined to bed rest. As proof of her mishap, she sent along a picture of herself in a “body cast.”

“At first, I thought – a full body cast? This is really serious,” her employer Chad Mickelson tells The Fluffington Post. “Then I looked a little closer at the photo. I’m no doctor, but it kinda looks like a tube sock to me.”

Via PseudoLiamNeeson.