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Dog Grows Beard for Charity

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Dog Grows Beard for Charity

According to his Facebook profile, a 2-year-old dog named Dillon is growing out his beard in support of a local charity.

“He’s a huge advocate for arts education, and he hates reading about budget cutbacks in that area,” says Wendy Feinstein, a friend who is assisting Dillon with his charitable giving. “He has a substantial online following, so he decided to post photos of his beard to raise money.”

So far, the dog has raised $214, which he plans to donate to the music department of a local public school.

Submitted by James Dickson.

Local Puppy Backed Into Corner

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Local Puppy Backed Into Corner

Timbit isn’t known for making tough decisions, but the area puppy was forced to decide between asparagus and bacon late Sunday evening.

“The kitchen staff really backed him into a corner,” says Harry Sterling, an eye-witness. “No, literally, they got in his face with a stalk of asparagus and a plate of bacon and forced him to decide what he wanted for dinner. He chose the bacon – I’m not sure why he was so hesitant. I mean, come on. It’s bacon.”

Via kovens.

Cats Claim Flower Pot by Eminent Domain

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Cats Claim Flower Pot by Eminent Domain

Two cats have laid claim to the flower pot on the front porch, claiming that the constitutional construct of eminent domain allows them legal right to seize the property.

“No. Definitely not,” said legal scholar Heidi Schiller, when asked if there was any legal merit to the cats’ position. “That’s not how eminent domain works. First of all, when you seize property in this way, you have to pay fair market value. It’s my understanding that the cats are just squatting and no transaction has taken place.

"Second, the land then has to be put to public use. I’ve seen no plans from these cats that indicate they intend to use the flower pot for anything other than napping. I fail to see how that benefits the public.

"Finally, and most importantly, eminent domain only applies to the government. So, no, this is totally illegal.”

It’s expected that the cats will be forced to vacate the flower pot by tomorrow, if they haven’t gotten bored and left on their own by then.

Via cassbsass.