PHOTO OP: Did Someone Say ‘Treats?’
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Lipstick Stain Reveals Puppy’s Secret Romantic Tryst
Lipstick Stain Reveals Puppy’s Secret Romantic Tryst
Sam the puppy didn’t want anyone to know that he was seeing someone from work, but the lipstick all over his face was a dead giveaway.
“He tried to pass it off like nothing was up, but I mean, he had a pair of big red lips imprinted on his forehead. There’s not denying that,” said Sally Winters, a close friend.
Though Sam still won’t reveal who he has been seeing, he did let slip that he’s been carrying on the romantic liaison for a little over three weeks.
“I guess he doesn’t want to jinx it before it turns into anything serious, or something,” theorized Winters. “I’m a little hurt that he doesn’t want to talk to me about it, but I understand. We’ve all been there.”
Via jinghong.
Swedish Cat Comes With Impossible to Decipher Instructions
Swedish Cat Comes With Impossible to Decipher Instructions
When Harry Milbank picked up his new cat, a Swedish exchange student, he was really looking forward to welcoming his new buddy into his home. But later, when he opened the box, he realized that the provided instructions made absolutely no sense.
“It’s just a series of poorly rendered pictographs,” he explained. “It’s really hard to tell what’s going on.”
Harry has been relying on help from Internet forums to muddle through his first few days with the foreign cat, but he’s not sure if the relationship will work out in the long term.
“I don’t want to, but I might have to return him. I just have no idea what I’m supposed to do next,” he said. “I think he might be missing some parts, too.”
Via maisjedigresse.
PHOTO OP: Pom on the Dance Floor
PHOTO OP: Pom on the Dance Floor
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Puppies’ Date Ends With Awkward Kiss
Puppies’ Date Ends With Awkward Kiss
Everything was going well for John and Cindy, two Shiba Inu puppies from Long Beach, CA who went on a date to the Olive Garden last Saturday.
John was being witty, Cindy had hilarious work stories locked and loaded, and they both looked fantastic. Dinner was delicious, too (Cindy had the Herb Grilled Salmon and John ordered the Tour of Italy). It looked like a second date was definitely in the cards.
Then came the kiss.
“I’m still not sure what happened,” said Francine Baker, Cindy’s roommate. “She came in about 10:30, completely flustered. She didn’t really want to talk about it, but from what I gather, John is just a really bad kisser.”
No word yet on whether the two dogs will be able to move past the incident and see each other again.
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