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Notorious Puppy Gang Finally Behind Bars
Notorious Puppy Gang Finally Behind Bars
After an epic crime spree that spanned two months and three states, the puppy gang known as Wolf Pact has been apprehended in Texas, according to authorities there. Sources on the ground say the Pact was holed up in a shed after stealing the slippers of area resident Margaret Mallone.
“I had never heard of this gang,” Mallone tells The Fluffington Post in an exclusive interview. “Then I happened to turn on the news and saw my own backyard on TV. There were police everywhere. That’s when I noticed my slippers were missing.”
Authorities apprehended the trio without incident after receiving an anonymous tip from a neighbor.
“The standoff lasted about an hour,” says sheriff’s deputy John Beck. “At first, they weren’t cooperating, but then officer Sanders shook a bag of treats. They caved pretty soon after that and we scooped them up.”
The Wolf Pact, consisting of Rex (the presumed ringleader), Tango and Clyde, was wanted for a string of similar alleged crimes, including sock chewing and flagrant urination. They will be arraigned individually in Federal court on May 14th, according to officials.
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PHOTO OP: Closet Cat
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Carolina Husky Can’t Seem to Get Comfortable
Carolina Husky Can’t Seem to Get Comfortable
The Fluffington Post has confirmed that a South Carolina-based Siberian husky named Juno is having difficulty falling asleep.
“She just can’t seem to get comfortable,” says Alana Baskin, a source close to the situation. “She’s tried both sides of the pillow, curling up in the corner, getting a bowl of water – nothing’s working.”
A number of witnesses have expressed their concern, as Juno has an important presentation at work tomorrow.
“She needs to get some rest so she can bring her A-game,” says Jeff English, a colleague at the State Farm Insurance office in Summerville where Juno works. “The whole finance department is counting on her PowerPoint.”
As of press time, Juno’s eyes were still open.
Submitted by Arden Taylor.
Judge Orders Dog to Warn Others About Dangerous Tail Wagging
Judge Orders Dog to Warn Others About Dangerous Tail Wagging
After twice knocking the lamp off the table due to excessive and overly excited tail wagging, a judge has ordered Clem the dog to wear a sign warning others of his rambunctious appendage.
“I’m not sure what good it will do,” said Laslo Coyne, who lodged a complaint last week after his iced coffee was nearly knocked off the table by Clem. “I mean, that tail is a menace, and no amount of signage will change that.”
When asked what he thought could protect his future iced coffees, Laslo wasn’t sure.
“Making him an outside dog, maybe? I don’t know,” he mumbled.
VIa emilyburz.